Note to self: Choosing motels.

Next time we stay at a motel that we're unfamiliar with this is the procedure I'll follow.

Even if it's 11:00 p.m. at night, drive around the block instead of pulling in upon first seeing it. Maybe, drive around the block twice if it's in the experienced part of town.

Don't take it for granted that the motel is the same as it was when you stayed there 25 years ago. Things change.

Be aware if there are ANY tattoo parlors in the close proximity.

Check to see if there are people leaning off the 2nd story balconies smoking, before going to the office.

Ask to look at the room before signing on the dotted line. If there are ANY signs that there is something wrong about the room, chances are there probably are.

And last, as you're driving around the block the 2nd time, read all the signs and be on the lookout for any that say anything about monthly rates.