I did something today that I've never done before and never thought I'd ever do. I spent 2 hours in a grocery store and I wasn't even shopping! I've not spent 2 hours in a grocery store if I added up the last five years I've gone shopping. Did you know that there are about 52 different kinds of crackers that have garlic in them? And, there are 37 different varities of catsup? I did see a bunch of cookies I'd like to sample though.

Andrew, Rachael, and I went to see one of their favorite characters on one of their favorite TV shows, Deadliest Catch. The skipper from one of the boats was there to introduce a line of coffee he was promoting. Name of the coffee? Deadliest Catch of course. I can just see them sitting in the galley of the boat talking about what kind of product they want to endorse. Deadliest Catch cologne or Deadliest Catch coffee. The coffee was probably the correct choice. Deadliest Catch Hangbait cologne would probably have a limited audience. Anyway, I took some pics of Rachael and Andrew getting coffee bags signed.

Burger mojo.

I just heard about a new way to up a guys chick mojo. Burger King is coming out with a great new product. You don't eat it though, you spray it! Yes, a beef-scented body spray. The company bills it as a “scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” It only costs $3.99. Heck, that’s cheaper than a whopper meal.
Actually, it’s a pretty hot idea. Just imagine, being surrounded by hungry AND beautiful women and they don’t realize why they’re attracted to you! Of course thinking about it I guess that maybe not all women like Burger King. And, it could also have its downside if you’re in the proximity of meat-eating animals. Maybe it's not such a great idea.

'Well you see, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first .
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Another good one.....